huggy59
Active Member
Sorry, I just had to! Enjoy!
10 Reasons Why Halloween is Better Than Sex
1. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
2. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
4. Less guilt the morning after.
5. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are.
6. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
7. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
8. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again.
9. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
10. You can do the whole neighborhood!
10 Halloween Sayings That Sound Dirty, But Are Not
1. She's a goblin!
2. I'd like to get a little something in the sack tonight.
3. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
4. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch
5. If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
6. Let me see your big sack!
7. Can I eat your Zagnuts?
8. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.
9. You scared me stiff!
10. He's got candy spread out on the living room floor!
10 Reasons Why Halloween is Better Than Sex
1. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
2. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
4. Less guilt the morning after.
5. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are.
6. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
7. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
8. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again.
9. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
10. You can do the whole neighborhood!
10 Halloween Sayings That Sound Dirty, But Are Not
1. She's a goblin!
2. I'd like to get a little something in the sack tonight.
3. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
4. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch
5. If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
6. Let me see your big sack!
7. Can I eat your Zagnuts?
8. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.
9. You scared me stiff!
10. He's got candy spread out on the living room floor!
