Home security or lack of it?

[mikefamig]

No, it's your fat ass that makes your ass look fat.

 

[pvrfan]

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall, 
who's the fairest of them all?"
 
[And if ya don't say me, wait to see how fair I am with your power cord!]
 
PS Aks that question to Siri!