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Better than an ELK Gold?

Rupp

Senior Member
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots, size
14-16.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo and
your NRA magazines.
3. Put a gigantic dog dish next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Hey Bubba: Big Mike, Slim, Tiny and I took the pick-up to get more ammo.
Back in an hour. Don't mess with the Pitbulls. They attacked the mailman
this morning and messed him up pretty bad. I don't think Killer took part in
it but I locked all four of them in the house. You might wanna' wait
outside."
:p
 

Steve

Senior Member
rofl, but the note is too well written. It needs to sound more like coming from a toothless redneck.
 

HoustonFirefox

Active Member
The only automation task supported at this time is the command:

"Martha! Go fix me chicken pot pie!"

As this is a stateless protocol, there is no garentee that the command was actually received and understood. Sometimes unexpected responses are replied back to the master controller (i.e; spit buckets hurled back)

HoustonFirefox
"Master Controller in East Texas ya'll!"
 

Tymon

Member
I think the strange part is, he said "work boots". I am certain what he meant was cowboy boots.

Ty
Deep in the heart of Texas
 
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