Gollie, you must me one of dem smart professer types!
I hada cusin, Elmer, who was one of dem!
He was allwaysa doin smart things, 'cept for the time he crawled up on the out house roof to watch da lighting storm.
Next thing we nowed we heres a big bang, so we goes lookin for Elmer.
All we found was his ankles a sticking out of his boots!
I gots to tell yo that them was mighty fine boots, Im a wearin em now!
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