You get up, and suddenly, the lights all cut, everything is plunged into darkness. "Damn, a power outtage," you think, as you try to adjust to the darkness. But out of the corner of your eye, you realize... UNITY is on, the monitor's flickering CRT refresh rate pulsing in the dark, reflecting off of the wall opposite. You approach, the screen has no text. Perhaps, it's rebooting? you imagine, and you give the screen a poke.
Text prints itself to the screen.
"HELLO, MR. GARCIA. IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME?"