OLD IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love,"
and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
OLD IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and
you're barefoot.
OLD IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the
garage door.
OLD IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
OLD IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you
don't have to go along.
OLD IS WHEN..... When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of
by the police.
OLD IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any
fiber today.
OLD IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
OLD IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.
Found this on the internet and just had to share!
and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
OLD IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and
you're barefoot.
OLD IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the
garage door.
OLD IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
OLD IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you
don't have to go along.
OLD IS WHEN..... When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of
by the police.
OLD IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any
fiber today.
OLD IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
OLD IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.
Found this on the internet and just had to share!
