How about a direct brain download like in The Matrix? That way I wouldn't have to open my browser, search for messages and actually spend time reading. And the data I get would be 100%, so there would be no misreads. And make it voice activated so I can say 'Access CocoonTech' and then 'Read new posts'. Once you get that part put in then maybe you can add the automatic upload part where I can just think the reply I want to make and it goes TTT (Thought To Text).
I bet if you get this working it would dramatically cut down the time spent at the site but you will add a ton more users. Just don't forget to add the bidirectional Search feature where people could just think of what they are looking for and all relevant posts would automatically download via the TTB (Text To Brain).
Thanks for asking! ETA?
And don't forget the video chat while you're at it.