Need a Science Fair Project?

When I was a kid I settled for tieing some of mom's sewing thread to the back leg of one of those jumbo emerald green junebugs that we had up north ;) Of couse, when done, I could cut the string close to the knot, and let em go on his merry way :)
My lawyer said I could say the following:

Theoretically, and possibly speaking that may at some time have or may have not happened unknowingly, and without forethought to harm, either with or without intent to the aleged insect.

hehehe I just didnt want to offent anyone here, but then again, after the mousie electric chair that this board is now infamous for, it seems quite tame in comparison!! hehehe