Mannyman said:
My wife wonders how much trouble I can get into by beating him senseless...?
If you beat him senseless he will probably recover in a couple of days, and possibly wind up doing this again.
Instead, if you can screw with his mind and get him thinking about this for days on end, well, this will be more of a victory for you. <_<
So, before making this suggestion I must declare the following: CocoonTech is NOT responsible for any resulting legal issues/actions/liabilities/bad feelings/ANYTHING associated with the following comments. Also, anyone reading these comments and actually performing any actions resulting from them does so at their own risk.
OK, well, let’s say, hypothetically, that you purchase some green slime that the kids play with. Then you get some "Danger, Radiation" stickers. You double box your package so the radiation stickers are on the box inside. Then package the slime in a "loose" baggie. Also type up some official looking letter stating that this is for laboratory use only and how any interaction, even for short periods of time could cause irreversible skin damage, etc, etc... Have the return address from some fictitious laboratory.
Don't ship the package, just place it outside with a scanned shipping sticker from an older package (this might be safer), then when a delivery is made, this package is already at your front door (may be liabilities and laws against shipping something like this).
Now think of the fun. He opens the package, sees the radiation sticker, opens that package, gets green looking slime on him, reads the letter, mission accomplished
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I’m sure our membership can even come up with something to top this!
Good luck,
BSR